Wow! Mr Lorraine Dodds just emailed me to let me know I won £850,000 in
an email lottery! WAIT A MINUTE…Lorraine is a mans name?
Brisbane weather reporters must get bored of saying ‘fine’. Internally they’re responding like an angry teenager.
The song that is making me smile today http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWWG75lLemA.
I got pulled over by the mountain bike cops today. For real. I was helmet-less on my slow ass 1970’s PUSH bike. They checked my licence!